BloatedDave has announced his retirement from Call of Duty just one week after the release of ‘Black Ops 6.’ “Hojacks is really running shit. It really opened my eyes that I don’t have it like I thought I do. I’ll be returning home to help work at my families restaurant.”

Warzone Pussy of the Day A premature block from none other than the infamous Clumziy. He must have feared I would come for him one day. Don’t worry kid, you make a big enough joke of yourself in tournaments.

🚨WSOW NEWS🚨 Ryda has announced this will be his last year competing in the World Series of Warzone. “My contract runs out at the end of the year. I’ll be moving back into assisted living with poor internet speeds. It just isn’t doable.” (Via Pullze Check)

Per usual this community is soft. This account has no association with Hojacks. All our tweets are our own. Don’t take everything on the internet so serious. The WZ scene could use a little more shit talk and trolling. We hope you support what we have in store.

ScummN when asked about his future in the competitive WZ scene: “I lost everything when I lost Dongy and Gary is ass yet gets glazed for anchoring. It’s a lot to think about. The stress just isn’t good for me or my balding. If I don’t find a set trio soon, I’m done.”

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Dan Dangler has announced her return to Call of Duty! “I miss competing and showing what I can do. I told Braxtvn if he guarantees me a top 10 finish at WSOW that I would take his virginity. This is both of our only hopes of achieving our dreams.”

3Von

Glad to see Ebatez is healing

🚨Breaking News🚨 2024 WSOW Qualifier Yungstaz has come forward saying he will be retiring and stepping into a coaching role. “I’ve gave it too many chances. I’m retiring for the 14th and final time. This is it. I will be pursuing a girlfriend now. It’s time for a change.”

This is who tweeted that btw

VonBot announces he is coming back for WZ4.

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Hojacks and GoatedDave are the JayLeeto and Fatty of the WZ chall scene

Alright what the fuck Hojacks

Just such a sad world we live in Hope SlideHD gets the help he deserves.