BREAKING: in light of recent news, top democrats will be writing “enough is enough” on a paper airplane and throwing it into the sky

New ep. of the podcast about the Dobbs decision and the threats that the rightward direction of the courts impose on our democracy. soundcloud.com/lean-back-podc…

Cannot relate to a single person who feels patriotic today. 🏴‍☠️

baking the beans

microdosing vacation by dissociating at work

On this, the first day of fall, may you all be blessed by Autumn Prince

[feeling confident] *trips on a leaf*

I saw the man who named his son Elon in line at the polls this am, so please go vote, if for no other reason than to counteract his vote.

My badass mom and her friend Nancy published a longform true crime story today. So proud. Read it and then follow them for more historical fiction @gildedageauthors narratively.com/a-gilded-age-t…

I know I've been working a corporate job for too long because I just asked someone what *brand* of dog they have.

My kid’s teacher made toys for her class based on their drawings. Pay teachers more

Do I know any good lawyers? I agreed to take a jazzercise class with my colleagues and I need help drafting an ironclad NDA for everyone who witnesses it.

If my name were this similar to LiveNation, I think I would have to change it.

The McConaissance is over and the Pascalaissance has begun.

Them: "Oh you have the house to yourself? What are you planning to do?" Me: "Eat a lot of garlic"

Go to Google Scholar and look up ‘As an AI language model” -“ChatGPT”’

🎶 One touch is all it takes 👆🏼

Ok. I’ve got a 3D printer and one week to figure out how the hell we’re doing this.

I'm sitting in an Uber 7 years and hundreds of miles disconnected from my serving job but I just remembered a 16oz glass of milk that someone ordered and I forgot to bring it to them.