Yakub made me

can someone make ai jordan person sing crawling by linkin park

3 beers is equal to 1 limitless pill

this is as good a night as any to hang out with white guys who have a pagan, folkloric knowledge of the Taco Bell menu

thank you to some of the worst writers of all time for destroying one of the last non rent seeking services on the internet

If I had Elon Musk money I’d be living in a Resident Evil mansion with traps and all

ORC KENDRICK: I craft my blade i try to slay mistakes i made. you aint been underground like me. you aint laid out of sin like me. Green skin, dollar tint, dick long, money spent {Soulful beat switch} These caves dont hold secrets.. ELF DRAKE: How I always lose U in these woods

(clowning on a single celled organism) Slow day at primordial pool today? LMFAO

i gotta go...bladee needs me

Honestly since No Scrubs I have been terrified to sit in the passenger side of my best friend's ride

I’m up to my neck in trials and you have the gall to hand me these fucking tribulations too?

wearing someone else's pin/patch jacket is stolen valor

MF DOOM: Slip like Freudian Your first and last step to playing yourself like accordion ME: this guys clever as fuck NOSE DRAKE: you used to call me on my smell phone

Dont know how many more $7-$15 transactions i have left in me

Foo Fighters performing "Holiday in Cambodia" by the Dead Kennedys with Serj Tankian at the 2007 MTV VMAs (2007) x.com/i/status/16847…