Male professor at Rochester attacks sexual harassment victim for not publishing enough... jesus christ my dude what the fuck are you doing

TRAPPIST-1: come over, we've got 7 earth-size planets. Me: I can't, you're too far TRAPPIST-1: Trump isn't president on any of them. Me:

A single brochure increases STEM test scores/career interest? Smells like BS to me. What say you Scott Alexander? pnas.org/content/114/5/…

#Photo51 was taken by Raymond Gosling, not Rosalind Franklin. Grad students/techs always get fucked over when credit is assigned. x.com/ScienceMarchDC…

this is the future that liberals want

That's sort of the problem, isn't it? How likely is it that Hillary actually believes Jesus was born of a virgin and is the son of God? x.com/arthur_affect/…

If I ever get married, instead of a cute wedding hashtag, I'll tell my guests to tag their photos #FuckThePatriarchy. Better all-around.

The problem with conference networking is that most people my age are in grad school and most people at my stage have toddlers and are lame.

while we see Spicer's comments as a gaffe, dudes with #MAGA and #pepe in their bios are tweeting that the admin thinks Hitler wasn't so bad.

this is the same administration that purposefully and explicitly left the Jewish people out of their "Holocaust Remembrance Day" statement.

Dear Lord, please give me the confidence of an absolutely mediocre white man. nypost.com/2017/04/12/why…

In Homo sapiens, this is called "alcohol". x.com/CellCellPress/…

Comey looking at the White House right now like

just like that time Tom Brady announced he had cured diabetes based off an underpowered study in n=4 mice

this dude is a member of a religious sect that officially bans women and gays from holding leadership positions x.com/McCormickProf/…

"That 5-year old kid was actually praying for a bullet to the head" is apparently an acceptable belief on the American right.

Department Chair: hey Wackademic can you help out with grad admissions this year? Me:

reading this article changed my life: theonion.com/daddy-put-in-b… x.com/Nicole_Cliffe/…

says the white male senate candidate without any government experience who thinks he's better qualified than dozens of black and latino state reps and local officials who have been serving their communities for decades? x.com/mbeisen/status…