'Welcome to the third Republican primary debate. Today's Forbidden Letter is (*rolls dice*) G. Any candidate who says a word with the letter G will forfeit the remainder of their time for that question. We'll start with Florida State-Leader Ron DeSantis . . . '

𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘩𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘦 '𝘩𝘢𝘸𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴' 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮?

'Have you seen planes tow banner ads like 'EAT AT JOE'S?' Well, before planes, they used hawks'

𝘋𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦.

'Yeah, it was just an ad hawk solution'

The first rule of coups is to pay off your troops
Or they'll coup against 𝘺𝘰𝘶 - it will go round in loops!

(I realize that's not the right way to say 'coups'
So I guess that this poem doesn't work too well - oops!)

Whatever the current commotion's about
Remember that wrath is a sin
And if someone else should start duking it out
You can simply unduke it back in

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2030: A coalition of DeSantis Republicans and AIs that can't do Winograd schemas successfully ban all pronouns.

I think a good name for a crypto company would be 'Better Than Bullion'

I think if you leap into a reservoir to save drowning children, especially if the situation was caused by a runaway trolley, you should also get an honorary philosophy degree.

'My brother's a tenant in Colorado,' Tom said incoherently.

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Sorry to anyone who sent me a link to anything on Figma. I thought it was a dumb attempt to troll me and didn't investigate further. I now realize I was confusing it with Ligma.

TIRED: The baby contributes nothing to the family and screams whenever he is even slightly unhappy.

WIRED: The baby is 'a regulatory superpower'.

Not quite deepfake-level yet (source: character.ai)

Iceland's parliament is the Thing. Brazil's currency is the Real. Botswana's president is the Ourpoliticalandeconomicsystemhasobjectiveexistenceandisntjustamasshallucinationonthepartofthegoverned.