remember that one time vegans collectively started referring to vegan cheese as gary because someone got upset since it wasn't technically cheese

so what babies be drinking then? titty juice?

adulthood is basically just waking up every day more tired than the last until you die

“that better be fucking oatly”

hey spiritual rat is this true

I guess we will never know 🤷🏼 spiritual rat

They are all just babies 😢 spiritual rat

All Aquarians born after 1993 can do is argue with people online, be mad about the government, listen to music that sounds like it’s from outer space, resist liking stuff that’s popular, eat hot chip and lie

*in hell* me: do you have a vegan option

cracking the vegan texting code: lol: lots of legumes fml: feed me legumes wtf: where's the fruit irl: i really love legumes

society: u need to eat fruit & vegetables to grow & be healthy & strong vegan: okay lol society: no wait not like that

vegans: your body *takes vodka shot* is a temple *hits bong* not a *does line of coke* graveyard

if vegans didn't eat all the plants they would overpopulate the world. if kale was given the chance it would eat you & everyone you care abo

"if you go vegan you'll die of a protein deficiency"

*contains whey* "̶s̶a̶d̶,̶ ̶b̶r̶o̶k̶e̶n̶,̶ ̶d̶e̶f̶e̶a̶t̶e̶d̶,̶ ̶c̶r̶u̶s̶h̶e̶d̶,̶ ̶l̶o̶n̶e̶l̶y̶,̶ ̶f̶a̶l̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶p̶a̶r̶t̶" "I'm fine"

ppl: I'll never understand why ppl go vegan vegan: there are plenty reasons like ethics & ppl: we may never know vegan: clima ppl: never

(on a first date) him: I'm vegan me, trying to impress him: I have no friends either

"nutritional yeast sounds gross" so does drinking the breast milk of another species but here you are

if I die, I die