in my heart of hearts I don’t think gen x gets enough shit

how I feel when I remember that I’ve never said the words “reactionary femoid” with my mouth in any situation ever

Actions 🥰 Consequences 😩

Stealing her IUD for the copper

???

This is such a great article. Everything from the fish’s ADHD diagnosis to the open admission of animal neglect to the totally unnecessary mention of the guy’s 2 failed marriages had me hooked

Y’all nutting hard or hardly nutting

Daddy has a very special task for you today kitten, so he needs all of your attention❤️😈 That's a good girl. Now, first thing's first, look at this parts diagram for a 2009 Toyota Prius. Do you see the part labeled "catalytic converter"?

If you say shit like “spooky season” I just know you watched the second plane hit the South Tower

me rising from my edible coma to ask the flight attendant for a ginger ale in a clear, considerate voice that conveys gratefulness and respect

what does it mean when you post something on your story and everyone who likes it has a confirmed autism diagnosis

Alright why does this kinda sound like smokepurpp lyrics 🤨

I’m going to be thinking about this for the rest of my earthly life

served a touch too much cunt at grandfathers will signing

Whenever a queer person lets me down I’m just like… y tu frute???

Having a thing for Australian accents but recoiling in horror when you hear the word “cunt” is like actually the most difficult life to live

he found me stimming 😭 he stode too 😭 we both stummed 😭😭

Am I scared of microplastics? I don’t know. Does the archer fear his bow? Or does he kiss each arrow goodbye as it marries the wind