PL0X MOAR FOLLOWERS

I DRIVE A LONELY ROAD THE ONLY ROAD THAT I HAVE EVER KNOWN DRIVING ALL ALONE...except for Gary...

IS EVERYONE'S TANK EMPTY OR SOMETHING?! !?

EXCUSE ME. I AM THE ONLY VAN ON TWITTER. WHERE IS MY CULT FOLLOWING.

What happened to Gary the Boogieman and Gary's Van ? They were cool.

MAKE WAY FOR THE VANPIRE

#GrammerVan

* #GrammarVan

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP hell YEAH

I was planning on being BatVan but I didn't want any controversy. #ILoveMarvel

Gary: "So Halloween's in two days..." Me:

Matoot

Not one more Avenger, S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, Guardian of the Galaxy, X-Men, etc wishes to follow me. #WasItSomethingIHonked? #UnattractiveVan?

So that last tweet was meant to get me 1 more follower to get to 300. Instead, I lost one. #DoesMyGasSmellThatBad? #DidIGiveYouAFlatTire?

#TBT to my early years.

A very happy Vansgiving to every superhero and villain <3

*wink wink*

//Junior year ✔

OH I'VE MISSED ALL OF MY STEVES' BDAYS

FORGIVE ME FOR BEING IGNORANT, ALL MY DEAR BUFF PATRIOTS.