I just intentionally listened to the classic "Pretty Little Baby by Connie Francis" from start to finish. As much as I love the sound, you can imagine my disappointment finding out the song isn't for babies and references her young lover instead. Lol.

How do you tell a 4 year old that his handwriting is ugly without breaking his baby heart? 😂

Me = choosing to freeze to death rather than switch off the A/C.

English Premier League 4 games played yesterday. 4 draws. 3 goalless draws. Shey na league be that? If it happened in La Liga, we wouldn't hear the half of it. SMH.

I was talking to a friend about a situation i was going through. and when I was saying it loud, the common sense was just slapping me in the face.

When I count my blessings, I count Joan Garcia too!!!!

Bring on Morocco. We are ready!!

This game is not good for my blood pressure. Lol.

...even me wey sitdon dey watch ball don taya; talk less those playing.

I wanna say I'm disappointed, but you watch Super Eagles expecting to lose, from experience.

Lol. I fell in love with his super power after watching it.

Everyone is watching the game. I, on the other hand, am more concerned that no one helped Carrick straighten out the collar of his coat even after the half-time break.

Today, 1st February 2026, I gave up on Man City's chance of winning the league. They've been too inconsistent this season to be worthy contenders. Congratulations, Arsenal. If you somehow manage to bottle this one again, just keep quiet whenever men are talking.

Omo, our objective no clear tonight oh. Una just mess me up.

"I wish there was a way to know you were in the good old days before you've actually left them."

I still haven't gotten over the fact that Athletico Madrid was the weapon fashioned against me this season.

Seeing structures for the first time that seem to have been there all along on a route I frequent and wondering how inobservant I can be through life. Lol

I wonder if that guy that did the "BAT is a CAT, TECHNOCRAT and That" rhyme will give us another rhyme for the second term. Lol.

Ọmọ, MRS just dey vex dey buy other petrol stations.

Note to self, friends, well-wishers, family members, strangers, and netizens in general: Beans should not be a choice meal before any journey. A word, they say, is enough for the wise. 😅