The discovery of the Burger King’s burial chamber is perhaps one of the most important archaeological finds of this century

Moms: “Don’t you jump off of that!” Boys:

After several weeks of dealing w/this circus, I have something I’d like to say about the The New Yorker, the legacy media world & the tactics of white hegemony.

Shit is poppin off on Lapidge St

Bro imagine not growing up to E-40, I hate that for yall

12 years ago, Twitter’s office used a Mac Mini to tunnel into the servers. One day, an IT guy found it in the closet. “Anyone know who owns this?” “Unplug it. Someone will show up.” Everyone lost access to servers. Huge crisis. It became known as the “Load Bearing Mac Mini.”

Rest in peace, Virginia. We know you’re up there dancing.

Grandpa? Why do we celebrate the holiday? Sit on my lap son & let grandpa tell you the story of this day You see, twitter only had enough engineers remaining to keep it running for one more night, but it miraculously kept working for eight nights We burn a Tesla in remembrance

White Lotus is the only thing keeping me going right now

they would have eaten her alive

Enjoying Tokyo Vice but Ansel Elgort will always be “Easel Eggplant” in my head.

I’ve built a *very* shiny button 🫳🪩

Presenting GQ’s first-ever Global Creativity Awards issue — and cover star Tim Cook. As Apple CEO, he has defied his skeptics and refashioned the world’s most creative company on his own exacting terms. Read the full cover story: gq.mn/cufOw1M #GQCreativityAwards

print & frame this Self Esteem

And this is the end. Sorry Twitter, it’s you not me. See ya at the same handle on bsky or threads✌🏼