Buddy, listen… We don’t need to be offended by everything in the entire world. He said white guys can’t play football. I thought to myself “I’m a white guy. I’m very good at football” and concluded that his statement had no validity. Instead of arguing, I had some fun. End.

Everyone needs to hear this

girl help someone wrote a bg3 version of my immortal with shadowheart as the main character

Being offered Luke from Gilmore Girls in a FMK and not snapping “marry” is a red flag. I am taking no further questions at this time.

Bet 🤝

safe travels back to cLeveland

All this tells me is that Stroud is better.

Jesus, United Airlines . Flight out have to check my bag at the gate despite literally half of the overhead compartments being completely empty. Flight back half the plane has been let through but is waiting in the tunnel to get on. And then there isn’t enough room overhead 🤣

I’ve been 30 for two days and my neck is already in unbearable pain. I hate it here. Send youth. 🙏

Back in the 90s yeah.

Nothing says "I love you" like a nuke in space. Happy Valentine's Day everybody!

I’ll never get over the time I saw someone call Mumford and Sons “Imagine Wagons”

confused as to why this man isn’t on every morning news segment going

Shogun was incredible. Top tier *everything*. I'm not even left wanting for more - it was complete and well thought out. Beautiful story.

BREAKING: #NFL legend JJ Watt will UNRETIRE if #Texans coach DeMeco Ryans “absolutely needs him,” he said yesterday. Watt has been training and staying in football shape.

Ayo???

Conversations with the 7yo DM: 7yo DM: Why is scheduling games so difficult for people? Me: They have busy lives. 7yo DM: They don’t miss work. Me: That’s a higher priority than DnD. 7yo DM: It’s no fun, it takes all day, and it makes you tired. Weird priorities! #dnd

Refs effed the end of the half with Colts Texans. First put too little time. Then too much. Then too little without explaining to the Texans. Completely effed up. Put the time up as if they had run their spike. It should have been 11 seconds clock running. Clown Fiesta.

That was an insane 4 play sequence. Texans massive sack. Texans massive sack. Chargers 86 yard touchdown. Texans block & return 2-pt conversion. Chaos.

Oh no the Houston Texans are making me have hope.