Kate McKinnon is a joy to behold. I’m sorry for the Floridians who suffer under Florida’s incompetent and homophobic governor.💓💜💙 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

I like getting free 3-day trials of plus when I hit certain milestones. Thanks, ⁦Duolingo⁩

Why are we still doing daylight savings? Is there not enough misery in the world? I don’t care about paying more for gas as much as I care about losing an hour of sleep

The new Hunger Games, revamped so the participants are all rich and/or political leaders for global entertainment was the unexpected twist the series needed

Why are you on speaker phone in public? WHY are you on speaker in a public bathroom??

I’m on a 200 day streak learning Russian on Duolingo! Join me? invite.duolingo.com/BDHTZTB5CWWKSV…

I followed the G.L.O.A.T. today The G.L.O.A.T.

Most of America is rightfully mad about recent SCOTUS decisions limiting women’s rights and endangering Americans The right is mad that *checks notes* Nancy Pelosi nudged a kid standing very close to her, and Rudy Giuliani got a pat on the back

This is why I love Twitter

These pilots at Elevated Access @ElevatedAxs are helping people in need of transportation for reproductive or gender affirming healthcare! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTRe48q32/?k…

Argyle is my favorite character in this season of #StrangerThings

I’m one of those people who needs the subtitles on, and whoever wrote the closed caption for #StrangerThings4 uses fantastic adjectives for the sounds

The Lorax was published in 1971 John Bolton was born in 1948 Was the former modeled after the latter, or vice versa?

Huge shoutout to Yesterday Me for getting gas so I wouldn’t have to do it this morning

My favorite episode of #HouseOfTheDragon so far

This advertising campaign you have here, raffling off 💰 for tweets & follows… I like it $TheSofaBison #CashAppHalloween

I love my job, but I’m honestly so sick of everyone I work with being too young to get any of my references