printed this at a Walgreens and put it up on the fridge while my wife was out of town

Come on, let’s see my buddy David one more time

I CHALLENGE FRANK IERO TO A DUEL. PISTOLS DRAWN. IT’S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE.

hey guys? I left my emo band alone for a little too long and they made up a conlang while I wasn’t looking?????????

i’ve only seen one film this month so far

this is the best picture of me ever taken by the way 🫶🏽

And let the record show I haven’t seen it for Miss Aubrey since like 2015

I had to go on Reddit to figure out I could cancel my gym membership online because LA Fitness pays these teens minimum wage to tell me there isn’t an online option I HATE BEING AN ADULT.

the worst part about getting surgery has to be the pain. the second worst part, as I’m experiencing right now, is that it’s the kind of pain where I can’t even laze around and watch movies all day because I can’t wear my glasses

Please get into how adorable this display is at the Miami Airport of all the stuff that filmed here 🥹🫶🏽

Tap tap. Is this thing still on???????

anyways hi. I need to write again. Like urgently.

would you believe my year got so so so so so SO SO SO SO MUCH WORSE

not to be a downer, and I’ll probably write more about this as I launch my substack, but long story short: I lost my job towards the end of 2025. I was dealing with horrific symptoms, and in December, got my answer: multiple sclerosis ✌🏽 so anything helps ko-fi.com/jael_peralta

guess who just got out of the hospital again 🫶🏽🤕

The year is 2025. nobody be's mean