Friend talking about the bread dough: “It has risen!” Me: “It has risen indeed.” Who says I haven’t kept some of my family’s christian traditions? #Thanksgiving2020

Oh shut up

Real question: is it bad that I always drink beer during my virtual therapy sessions? It feels wrong, but it also feels incredibly fitting... #therapy #selfcare

Been working on my deltoids. It’s vaccine season! #CovidVaccine

special retweet for my favorite co-star

Also, for any #cherry fans, she does have an Instagram. @ansel_and_river. ciara bravo #AskCiara

Some of my friends found me. If you know where this is, don’t tell my boss… 🤫☘️

The NFL has to cancel this game. Please. Every player on that field is now a cosurvivor of a horrifying medical trauma. They need to be with loved ones, not playing football.

*Me frequently saying in a Draco Malfoy Voice* “My therapist will hear about this!” #HarryPotter #DracoMalfoy Tom Felton #therapy