new artist in residence on my site @/BuenoOnCanvas on instagram! these and more 16 x 20 paintings are available on my site now ✨

My classmate told me today that when he dies, he’s leaving his five cats to me. And honestly… I’ve never heard a worse deal.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day. Also a reminder you’re an adult and can get hammered any time you want. You don’t need a holiday.

My 56 year old classmate told me today that I remind her of her aunt… WHAT 😭

Let’s make farting PC

“He has a Mexican Army Captain mustache”

I will never delete Facebook

I just went through my old texts with my favorite couple that I walked dogs for. I have been dying laughing for the last half hour 😂😭 Dor is Chris’s dog, and Bella is Angel’s 😂

I’m certain that financial aid just makes shit up I was notified of an “outstanding balance” AFTER I graduated. Just got on to pay & it’s $58 less than it was yesterday Not mad that it’s less but like? HOW? WHY? Just take the rest off at this point. Haven’t I suffered enough?

Realizing my mother made me into the person I am today… a chronic procrastinator ❤️

My roommate just doordashed a Dr. Pepper and two milks from McDonald’s

We need a slur for goldendoodles

The other reindeer describing Rudolph

id, ego and superego

A four year old was telling me allll about her two dogs and I go, “Awh! Are they your best friends!?” And she looks at me, dead pan, and says “No. They’re my pets.” 😭😭😭 well excuse the fuck outta me!!!!

Everyone tells you, “find a man who knows how to cook!” But once you do, no one tells you, “If they see how you make a PB&J they’ll attack your character!”

Me when a yellow lab walks into my work

when i find out there’s a cat at the party but they’re locked in the bedroom

i feel inspired