That's So Ryan (@theryanthomas) 's Twitter Profile
That's So Ryan

@theryanthomas

Graphic designer who follows much more than he tweets.

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calendar_today11-01-2011 00:37:02

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130 Followers

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Will Sennett (@senn_spud) 's Twitter Profile Photo

(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer I just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth Me: I’m da king of da highway

Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@qasimrashid) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Worker: I can't live on $7.25/hr GOP: So go to college W: I can't afford $100K tuition GOP: Take out loans W: I can't afford to pay these at 8% interest GOP: No one forced you to go to college W: But you just said— Billionaire: I NEED MORE MONEY! GOP: Here's a $2T Tax Cut

the hype (@thehyyyype) 's Twitter Profile Photo

my unit is escaping the enemy when the bridge over the ravine collapses, leaving one soldier stranded. i quickly bake a blueberry pie and the aroma lifts him off his feet and carries him to safety on our side

the hype (@thehyyyype) 's Twitter Profile Photo

other player at blackjack table: can you count cards? me: buddy, i can count anything. cards, chickens, bananas. it's easy for me

Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

[Deep South tobacco CEO voice] Now ah, this here ah, Bowsuh charactuh... enlighten me as to hhwhy Mistuh Mario's got such animus for the boy

Epcot Centre (@epcotcentre) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Be careful not to drop mustard packets on the ground here because when they get stepped on the mustard could squirt on someone's pant leg.

slick (@dlicj) 's Twitter Profile Photo

my neighbor just told me about an alien sighting he had that was just a regular southwest boeing 737 in the sky but he said he could see into the cockpit with binoculars and there was an alien flying it