Very much talking to myself.

Great bumper sticker 💯

And don’t touch anything. I know where everything is.

POV: the weekend lasted 4 seconds and now it’s monday again

I am quite literally never gonna drink again

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I need to be in a sauna asap

my mutuals watching me live tweeting my crash out

Dear mc Donald’s If you ever take away the snack wrap again I’ll fight

Listen, you involved me in something that has nothing to do wit me so now we’re gonna talk about the facts.. Cyabra is a data company with a lot of investors like Mike G, customers like Elon Musk and Pepsi that use that company for data and even has Mike Pompeo on the board of

Once again, that would have been nice to fucking keep but of fucking course I can’t have that

let’s normalize smoking weed in public like we do cigarette

cuando me dice que no me pudo llamar porque estaba ocupado y recuerdo que un astronauta llamó a su mujer desde la luna

please do not underestimate my ability to not speak to you again.

The WORST human beings I’ve ever met have an unshakable conviction that they are good people.

americans seeing both canada and mexico get free healthcare

Get me a p14 from pho lein hoa a fuckin sap bro. My body been through a lot these last two days

$50,000 floral arrangements?? i’m kinda on nate side, cassie out her damn mind

Really irks me that the like button on Twitter and threads is on opposite sides. Like yall can’t make nothin easy huh

Subtronics deserved cochella but cochella did not deserve subtronics