Hey there Delilah, what’s it like in pulled pork city?

i should get paid to do nothing. i deserve that i have literally been through so much

sunrise this morning made the ~6am but already 78F~ run worth it

Charles Embezzlement Cheese

do you ever find yourself just thinkin about bread

every single year i: 1) forget the AGU abstract word count 2) look it up and realize it's actually a character count 3) google "character counter" 4) click on the first link 5) find the copy/pasted text from last year's AGU abstract still there

chappell roan was right. It's like a hundred ninety nine degrees

St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, July 13, 1885

i’m lowkey living for the hope of it all

National Weather Service sends update to clarify there's no tsunami threat to North Dakota

i've been so locked in at my desk trying to debug code that i haven't stood up in at least 3 hours and feel like: 👁👄👁

you used to call me on my trout phone

the stereotypes really do write themselves bc the first thing i experienced after getting out of the car in oklahoma after a short weekend in stl was being behind a customer at the tech repair place who said her horse stepped on her phone

spotify home page: -last 15 albums you listened to -random video podcast talking about the FDA -the three worst new pop albums -John Green audiobook -last 15 albums you listened to but with a different header -AI generated playlist titled “dirtbag woo woo vibe time energy”

BBC Radio 2 asks Mariah Carey if she would ever go to Space: “I think I’ve done enough.”