I'm admittedly a bit of a chubby jackass who loves food. That said, who the fuck is eating this garbage?

"Is the year they get to the finals under Brind'Amor?" is a ridiculously unnecessary call to make at the end of game 1 in the first round.

Walk with Elias!

That's another weak one

Fucking right, Bruins!

Bringing Josh Allen out to a playoff game in Buffalo went exactly how you'd expect it to go

And as usual, "Josh Allen" and "playoffs" ends poorly for Buffalo sports fans

Who's the drum guy for game 5 going to be? My money is on Scott Norwood

Seeing Ruff still in a tizzy about Sturm's comments before the series started tells me that Sturm knew exactly what he was doing

The Red Sox are......

A city with 2 pro sports franchises and 0 titles between them is "the best pound or pound sports city in America"? That sounds completely real and NOT some delusional take from the good people in Buffalo

The Penguins were a decent story this year, but it's clear that they need to tear it down.

Based on the ratings, clearly not enough folks do though,

The Venn diagram of people who think the Patriots should be investigated/penalized/murdered for tampering and those who thought there was a secret finale episode of Stranger Things is just a huge circle.

As was I. *hangs head in shame*

This idiot cried about how women driven action movies aren't allowed to be successful in the wake of her Charlies Angel's reboot flopping.......right after Wonder Woman and Captain Marvel both made a gazillion dollars. Maybe it's you, Lizzy.

The same people who scream that the Patriots are content to let Maye get killed are also big mad they took an talented (and likely best remaining) O-lineman at the end of round 1.

I was worried about the season being over by July 4th. It's over and we haven't even hit Cinco De Mayo. Good job Red Sox Assholes.

That name sounds like a jobber from a 1990 episode of Wrestling Challenge