Did you think I wouldn't notice the background music playing during this entire training video was just the instrumental of ...Baby One More Time by Britney Spears? Please, I am a man of culture.

Props to @ElliottCLewis and Reed Morris who, with me, IMMEDIATELY began lipsynching Lose Yourself when Mike Gorgone said the words “snap back to reality” in today’s recording of Material Components

Hey Hollywood and video game industry! Stop trying to mine my nostalgia. I already love those things. I dont need to love them more. I want to love new things. K cool thanks.

Anyone have a pet racoon? I'd like to have a friend who has a racoon.

The fact that I rediscovered a love for Funyuns on 4/20 is strictly a coincidence.

I'm just gonna say this. People, if you have feelings for your friend, just ask them out. If they're a good friend, they will be you're friend regardless of the outcome. If they make it weird, that's on them, not you. Just ask them out already!

God wants me to get a new Ford Bronco.

I dont say it much but I'm going to say it now. Skeletor is hot. Like I said, I don't say it much. #HeMan

Starting a petition to get Twitter renamed to Tooter, because everyone is full of hot air and I use it most from the bathroom. #twitter

I'm DM'ing tonight for the first time in like 2 years. Do I just make it a pie eating competition or have them fix the town plumbing system? #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dming

The word "BODEGA", can screw right off. I prefer the grandeur of incorrectly calling you a "Pagoda".

✨GIVEAWAY✨ To celebrate our soft opening on 10/4 @ 12pm PDT, we're giving away 2 sets of Twilight Dreamscape! Store will have ready-to-ship dice from our debut collection! Rules: 1. RT/Follow/Like 2. 2nd winner chosen from our email list! Sign up @ dispeldice.com/signup!

We paused our decent into an archeological dig in last night's session to discuss the subtle vibrations you feel that roll through the couch when another person buries a fart deep in the adjacent cushion... Then we plunged into the dark flatulence. #dnd #dungeonsanddragons

One of my back up characters for the current Material Components campaign was a scientist Stone Elemental. I just wanted to play an Astrophysischist. #dnd #ttrpg #rpg #tabletopgames #badjoke

Anyone want to see Antlers with me? Looks like a fun romcom. #AntlersMovie

Holy cow, has anyone else tried this before?! I just took, what my people in the tech industry are calling a "shower". Very cutting edge.

New homebrew Wizard subclass is probably broke af. Better to go too far and roll it back than not enough. #DnD #dungeonsanddragons #wizardtank

My mom told me last night that her official title at work is "Ghost Closer", and I've never wanted a title so bad in my life.

🔥 Big Giveaway 🔥 One of our OG woods, Peruvian Walnut, makes a return for an epic Rolling Tray and Dice Vault giveaway. 🤙 (Rules posted below 👇) #wyrmwoodwednesday #dnd #dice #ttrpg

💜 G I V E A W A Y 💜 To thank you for your amazing support, one winner will receive a set of Unseelie Court & this BEAUTIFUL handmade vault by @StaffandBranch!!! To enter: 1. RT+Like+Follow 2. Comment with a special moment from a campaign of yours #dnd #dice #ttrpg