thanks to everyone who picked this up and said nice stuff. i can't wait for you to be reduced to zero hit-points and say "no fucken way" and then salty runback with whatever messed you up.

Stardew is 20% off on Steam for a week, and during this time 100% of revenue will go to help protect whales, dolphins, belugas, and other aquatic mammals through WDC Whale and Dolphin Conservation (WDC) . Pictured is a beluga whale,

This Week at Helium | the Funniest prelims continue, Connor King on Tuesday, Johnny Mitchell on Sunday, + Matt Braunger headlines the weekend! Get your tickets here: bit.ly/2Cw2wci

do retvrn to office freaks know that when you work from home you can have a slice of warm buttered toast whenever you want? do they know that you can have a slice of warm buttered toast maybe even with jam and you can eat it on the couch while it’s still warm

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Singer Michelle Phillips (from The Mamas & The Papas) reaction to seeing her acquaintance Harrison Ford in a little movie that just opened called STAR WARS 😂

This is me

this was all because he found out that people were coming over to his house unannounced

it’s not a new era of self acceptance. it’s what i said last year about how beauty shifted to being about the semblance of biological advantage rather than skill. we see this transition through the shift toward skincare, surgery / injectables, lash extensions.

I wonder what happened to the city council of Rome that they'd let the colosseum fall into disrepair

This movie is scary but it's also really funny because it perfectly captures the snippy, passive-aggressive mood of a camping trip with friends that was less fun than you thought it would be.

A Giant pacific octopus caught in the fishing net on accident off the coast of California

My favorite is that in every colony of naked mole rats there are a couple individuals whose job is just to grow as large and fat as possible. During the rainy season, they will plug the tunnel entrances with their fat little behinds and save the colony from drowning.