Reaper Thresher Maws was something we considered, until we realized we had to at least give you a fighting chance twitpic.com/cjk6ai

Since the invasion isn't going that well, we've decided to switch tactics and just indoctrinate your leaders to raise taxes. Chaos ensues.

Do you even lift?

Did you ever think of the Reapercussions?

Assuming direct control of the dance floor....

So Shepard, you have 30,000 credits to arm your crew and improve your ship? Why not buy a 25,000 credit aquarium?

So many Star Wars tweets. I think we should try to do some reckoning and destruction at that galaxy far far away instead.

A life sized Paladin pistol model? Why not a life sized Liara model?

We once crossed paths with Khan. He said he was better, so we annihilated him with a Reaper Laser Beam to the face.

We must have gotten stuck in a time warp, Xbox One is coming out again.

You burned dinner, so I have incinerated your planet to save you from the dangers of a kitchen fire.

This hurts you: Salarian/Asari Reaper hybrid

Mass Effect was essentially the Knight of the Old Republic team's way of making more KOTOR without access to the Star Wars license

Ah yes...

#InMassEffect4 Harby and Sov form the Rockin' Reapers, a band that indoctrinates through the power of song

Just destroyed Alderaan but the Empire took credit for it. Damn.

Reaper Shepard is such a meanie

We should go

Calibrate good times, come on! (Let's calibrate)

This hurts you, Valentine