Sleeping without an alarm or without plans:

Me lending myself money from my own savings

Thank you for your payment. What fawkin payment?!

i'm so sick of these little 30 minute weekends

when you leave things for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives

“Wtf was i about to google”

Me in theaters on April 24th watching the Michael biopic in IMAX

Me trying to hold back a rude comment when l'm in a bad mood.

Now I understand why Squidward liked to stay alone.

My parents were in fact right …. “if it ain’t one thing , it’s another”

Now that Thanksgiving is over…. 🎅🏾

Feels like we just won the super bowl

No one in the history of Pop music has ever reached this level…

My mom be like “I lived life too”, mommy you ain’t never had this much motion I promise you

Donald Trump had the racist, bigoted audacity to post an AI-generated video depicting former President Barack Obama and former First Lady Michelle Obama as apes. Most of us already know who Donald Trump is. We already know there are no bounds to how low he’s willing to go. We

Y’all president doing that during black history month was definitely a choice lol

I would forever retweet a black family till it’s my turn.

Oscar winner Michael Bakari Jordan 🫶🏾😁