Getting hit in the face with this ball while it was wet builds character oml

i'd use my last breath to say something completely out of pocket

Got paid yesterday. Paid my bills and outstanding debts. Broke again within an hour. Amazing! Adulting is just amazing!

it sucks that cigarettes are so unhealthy because they're an amazing way of connecting with strangers in a big group.

good content, algorithm please give me more of it thank you

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve

Always the drunk texter never the drunk texted

Unapologetically based

You can’t out-grind a collapsing economy

Everything you liked as a kid is actually awesome. Knights, swords, space ships, robot arms, Natalie Portman, the color blue.

The grail of spoons as a child. You had this in your cereal, you knew you were king that day.

Moms see you grab that 5th beer and genuinely act like you’re holding a lighter under the spoon

We’re literally working for rent, electricity & food

et tu, fine shyt ?

"listen to your body" my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

Youngin me had plans

I want the kind of money that lets me show up for my people. Even if I can't fix everything, i want to at least soften the moment. To send food. To send transport fare. To send ice-cream money on a hard day. I'm tired of only saying "sorry."

that lil "Student Driver" sticker don't mean sht to me. get tf out my way lil one

i once tried journaling but it looked like i was writing a suicide note

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus