Today's mood 😤 ⭐️ 1 RT = 2 VOTES ⭐️ #NikolaJokic #NBAAllStar

Spiders are the octopuses of the land

Bathroom at the restaurant I’m at has a “no soliciting” instead of a “no smoking” sign in the bathroom

If you sit in the front subway car you get there faster

Gossip Girl is filming on my block the next two days and there’s a 0% chance anyone from gossip girl would be in this neighborhood

Jokic MVP

If I could do it all over again I’d live the same life except I’d try to be a little bit better at basketball

Sunday Morning Michael Dale: Mara Velez Melendez's Notes on Killing... at Soho Rep., plus Irondale Ensemble's Mother Courage and Soft Brain's The Raven. broadwayworld.com/article/Sunday…

Supposed to bartend some party tonight but I think I’m gonna work remote today and just doordash em some 30 racks

It’s not only women who have uteruses!!!!!!!!! Be more inclusive in your language But also get out the guillotines

Keep doing those photo shoots with your car man, we’re all really diggin those

My pale ass is walking around in a tank top literally carrying a loaf of wonder bread, I’m just asking for people to call me names at this point

Was literally walking home from work in my normal clothes and some guy said “nice loser costume” I hate it here

Thought I left my dweeb era a while ago, turns out I just evolved into a different, slightly bigger and stronger dweeb like a Pokémon

getting a fake id that says I’m 65 so I can travel around the country visiting small towns’ local history museums at discounted rates

Lake Huron is a deep cut Great Lake