I like my women the same way I like my coffee. The result of a Fair Trade Agreement Starbucks Fairtrade Foundation Fair Trade Certified

I wake up to my woman the same way i do my coffee. I always end up smelling it before i can put it in my mouth

I prefer my women like my morning coffee. Once they take my money, the social exchange is over

I like my women the same way my flat mates drink coffee. Gone before i even wake up

As soon as I got to my parents house today they both decided to take a nap so I am now unsupervised with too many things at my disposal

I will now be cancelling therapy thanks to this free bookmark I received at work.

there’s no time to explain. get in the pea.

Thank god someone had the girl balls to say it

Call me Janssen cuz im just a little prick

Michael Dunn Dana Jacobson @GaryGulman How. Dottie. Is. That.

Heath Tip: you can lose 20 pounds immediately if you put your scale on an uneven surface.

19 Kids and Counting: the number of charges against Josh Duggar

If you wubba me, then I will wubba you!

LGBTQ+ has June. African Americans at least have February. I feel like its my duty as a sensitive & supportive person to start drinking Coronas a day early because Mexican Americans only have Cinco De Mayo and I feel like they’re not getting proper representation.

Alimony Bill just got a whole new definition this week

Chuck Norris can’t play the game of Life because he already beat you at it

Empowerment

Sometimes i feel like the pandemic and mask situation was just made up to make people smell their own breath at work. I certainly was not aware prior. My bad y’all