CATCHER IN THE RYE? THE GREAT GATSBY? TO KILL A MOCKING BIRD? THE THINGS THEY CARRIED? OF MICE AND MEN? THE SCARLET LETTER? we are losing recipes

Miscarriages and deformed babies are also caused by bad/aged sperm and it is sad that men start experiencing this from as early as 25 years and gets worse when they hit andropause at age 35.

First lunatic in my bloodline to be self aware.

the most tiring thing about adulting to me is how CONSTANT it is. there is ALWAYS some shit to sort out. you're chilling' means you're probably just ignoring the million things on your to-do list

The gag is Amtrak ain’t cheaper than a flight

Black kid would be in a foster home before sunset.

Saw a video not long ago where a teacher said kids coming to school thinking their name is “lil man” or “lil papi” and don’t know or answer to their actual name when called. That’s actually insane

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M." Government: "Totally reasonable." You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival." Government: "You owe taxes on $60K." You: "That's not—" Government: "File by May 15."

I used to have so many grandiose plans for my career, and now my goal is “least annoying WFH job for most pay”

Cinco de Mayo is for Tequila drinkers only!! You Henny drinkers wait til Juneteenth!

Adults not knowing their job history is tied to their SSN is alarming.

and for the lady, perhaps a monday-thursday 10am-3pm work schedule? 🥹

"Are you free after work?" me after work:

Let’s clarify something: the white woman in the picture is Supreme Court Justice, who sided with the 6-3 majority to gut the VRA last week. She voted to take voting rights from the two Black children she adopted.

I’m scared of you bitches. Please don’t kill me or none of my people about a man.

You can’t out-grind a collapsing economy

Donald Trump is OPENLY calling to suspend elections so MAGA can rig them. That’s how democracy ends.

Paid $5.34 for gas today….🙂