" I just don't really get why cousins are off limits all that much" - Madison Miranda wowwwww

“We can put a man on the moon , but we can’t play a Limp Bizkit song”

If it takes you over a hour to edit a photo of yourself are you even a real person anymore ?

I promise if i post to ask me questions , I will answer them privately but not post every response. Sincerely, Pamela

I just want to lay in bed in ac and watch titanic over and over today . Yung Leo 4eva

Brandon Boyd watched my Instagram story so you should all just die happy with me . Thanks

Why was I dreaming about Jeff Goldblum last night ..

“the balls in your court, but you better know how to handle your balls”

“I already bought a iPhone charger now you want me to buy a car seat for babies ?” - Uber driver complaining about Uber

Truly

So what happened to that Vero thing you all signed up for ?

When you're ordering shots and 11:11 happens and you stop the waitress so you can make a wish ... the balance of life

Listening to this couple fight and scream is making me feel better about my life . So thank you unhealthy couple for that . But you should prob break up .

Ok can I have a nice night without you getting on Raya mid conversation mitchy collins

Raise your hand if you're great at self sabotaging 🙋🏻

If only I was smart enough to sing about stir fry to make me rich and prob get me laid on top of it. You legend you

A man pulled over on the side of the freeway took a shovel out of his car and started running….Interesting

It’s really hard for me to be friends with people who walk slow.

😍 x.com/madisonmiranda…

Oh wow I just looked at my dog and said " it's ok , it's just you .. me .. and SVU (law and order) forever.