You know how sweet it would be if the reds didn’t make me want to kill myself. God damn my life would be amazing

Is it just me or does Pete Crow-Armstrong get a little mixed up with you know who??

Well congrats welcome to the suck

Nvm my previous tweets lets go cubbies

Bleacher Report Sister Jean next March Madness

Next two games determines if I’m going to kill myself #ATOBTTR

#rapekincaid

Penn state might win a game now franklin is out. Or they can continue being rapists

#rapeShaiGilgeousAlexander

Win doesn’t matter. Rape that Canadian

#PussyTown

Stay safe Orenthal James

Some scary people out there. Don’t worry about me tho. 2 guns on my hip, this bitch feel like it’s law and order.

Santa has a hard life

Not every night is merry. Most nights Santa needs a drink

Uh oh, the Pac is back Orenthal James Don Julio

#rapekincaid

Short flight, yeah that’ll play Nicky Flipppers

#rapeCarsonBeck

Somebody get me a Budweiser, that was great.