Jaden Ivey pulling up to the pearly gates on judgement day and seeing Jesus in a Pistons hat and Ben Wallace jersey

Kristi Noem’s husband:

Say “swear” Iran

I’m sure Billy Donovan telling them get rid of Arturas or I’m going to UNC didn’t help either lol

Do y’all remember 3 months ago when every reporter was angry and bringing up journalistic integrity when Lynn Jones told Liam Cohen to keep his head up after a playoff loss?

Jewish trauma is real. The Holocaust was real. Antisemitism is real. And none of that makes the genocide of the Palestinians any less real.

The Detroit Pistons were the best team in the NBA against top 10 opponents, finishing 17-7 with a +5.6 net rating in those games The Spurs and Thunder were also above .500 in such games

Kinda hilarious that Portland has an actual terrorist on their team yet phoenix has the 3 most unlikable players in the building tonight.

I haven’t seen a single black person who either had an issue with this or high-key didn’t agree with him lol

Marco Rubio foaming at the mouth to be the next idiot to try to take Cuba just in the hope that they’ll name a street after him in coral gables.

As a single Millennial with no dependents and a six figure income, I’m apparently this country’s only tax base.

This is shameful. JB literally took a team from the depths of hell all the way to the pearly gates in TWO seasons and couldn't even get 1 vote 💀 LMAO this league and everybody who runs it is such a joke

In the 3rd or 4th grade, I wrote a letter to the producers of this show and they sent me a bunch of cool stuff.

There have been persistent rumors for years that she smells bad so this tracks.

Bessent looks like a wax figure who was brought to life by an evil wizard.

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear

So the Southern Poverty Law Center has informants deep inside neo-Nazi organizations reporting on their violent and hateful activities, and Trump’s DOJ is indicting them for that? Are you fucking kidding me? These people are evil.

Ppl r ‘apologizing for supporting Trump’ like: “damn, my bad! I thought this shit was only gon affect you n*ggers & f*ggots!” loooool

Duggan made sure that there were as few native Detroiters around as possible. It was glaring during my time there.

Somebody tell Angel Reese to “PLAY THE SONG” #YKTPWA