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Avoid people who knock other people down in order to feel better about themselves.

Having friends that make you laugh until you’re in tears make every day better.

You are SOUL beautiful.

You love me? Show me.

today’s outfit proclaimed mom up top slut down below

If you never ate ice cream in the tub while listening to Eminem and Dre then you're not me

I’m “what’s your damage?” years old.

Just saying 🤣

someone is going to come along and love your weird and find no fault in your flaws. never let that idiot go.

I'm not saying not to eat things off the floor, just examine them carefully first.

A little piece of me dies when I see someone change, just to fit in. Fuck that, just be you.

Saturday night is code for "get so fucked up you hate yourself Sunday morning" right? Asking for a friend

I've never been fucked in front of a lit fireplace and I think about this a lot.

Always remember in a pinch that vibrating toothbrushes are only $5 at the dollar store. You're welcome.

Why just steal his hoodie when you can steal his soul.

People who love cold weather are fat. Change my mind

I wonder how many takes it takes to get the perfect dick pic. Inquiring minds want to know.

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Sometimes you have to stay busy so you don't have time to feel #realtalk #facts #Wednesdayvibe