I’m reading Frankenstein and I had no idea that Frankenstein’s monster was the OG incel. Who knew the movement had such a distinguished beginning.

*unicorn poster

Thinking about our ancestors, desperately trying to hold the fabric of society together by telling scary stories about what the gods will do to you if you aren’t nice to strangers or some shit.

Is there something I am not understanding about this US TikTok ban thing? Because to me, it looks like another Red Scare.

closure is a myth invented by big yearning to sell more sad

This is the best take of all time!

My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger

I just noticed that when my friend sends me a TikTok video in WhatsApp it sends it in TikTok too, and when I brought it up, TikTok restricted this private message for violating their guidelines. 😮

Hello, people. I'd like to again remind us we don't only live in a world of 'or'. We also live in a world of 'and' and 'neither'.

Eating Jello whilst I ponder that era of commericals for insoles in which people kept asking each other if they were 'jellin''.

Happy birthday to Spock, who is currently cursing all choices that led him to this place and time.

If you grew up watching Mr. Rogers and you’re a shithead, explain yourself.

Did I seriously join Twitter on April Fools Day? .... hmm. ~~~meaningful~~~

April Fool’s Day is meant to be a bit of lighthearted fun but I can fully appreciate I went too far here. I got carried away and for that I apologise.

Go out and touch the wet cold disgusting grass it'll be good for you

Me rereading my own tweet everytime someone likes it.

I have perhaps been online too much in that I know all these references.

Me as a child: I’m scared of death, what happens when we die?
My grandma: life is suffering, we welcome oblivion

I hate when streamers I'm following aren't streaming, implying they have a life outside of our parasocial relationship. 😡