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One minute you’re young, the next you’re taking a phone from someone because they want to show you a video but you accidentally close the app down and say, “it’s gone, sorry, how do I get it back?”

What’s the mildest British debate you’re willing to start?

One minute you’re young, the next you’re taking a phone from someone because they want to show you a video but you accidentally close the app down and say, “it’s gone, sorry, how do I get it back?”

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Becoming so cross with someone that you beg for their pardon.

What’s the first thing you do when you get into a hotel room?

Frantically searching for the “please leave me alone” cup

The crushing disappointment of realising you've picked a terrible motorway service station.

Being asked “are we doing anything this weekend?” and getting a terrible feeling you're about to be doing something this weekend.

Yesterday, I heard someone say they had a colleague nicknamed “Photo Finish” because they always leant slightly forward while walking.

What’s the best nickname you’ve ever heard?

Types of “bye”

“Bye” - solid, no nonsense
“Bye bye” - cheery, used for family, kid-friendly
“Byeeeee” - used when walking away from a relative’s house/waving someone off
“Goodbye” - versatile, can be either friendly or menacing
“Bye then” - good for if someone’s just…

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“Sorry I’m late, I was deciding whether or not to come and then at the last minute I said “sod it, I’m not going” and got undressed but then five minutes later I changed my mind and put my trousers back on and then I sat in the car with my eyes closed for another 15 minutes and……

Honest job interview:

“What are your strengths?”
“I put a lot of effort into looking like I know what I'm doing”

“That's certainly one way of looking at it”

Translation: That's certainly the wrong way of looking at it.

Nothing feels as good as someone saying you make a great cup of tea.

Getting out of a conversation by looking at your child/dog/partner and saying “come on then, you, let's get you home”