how july is going to feel

goodnight ladies remember to die before telling a man how you feel about them

i’ll fuck up a hot dog on a first date i never cared

Ozzy AND Hulk Hogan, this is 9/11 if you grew up in a town with one Dairy Queen

when I say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today

no sorry it's actually too late now cause my strictest friend thinks ur an idiot

why people wait till new years to cut people off? nah fuck you right now on august 3rd

can’t manipulate me, i already am a terrible person

old people be like “no elbows on the table it’s rude” then say something racist

my mom didn't raise a fool. possibly a psycho, but never a fool

Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life except for a bunch of other times

they should invent a day where it all makes sense

I don’t even fuck around and I still be finding out

If you ever feel safe just remember I’m out there

me, when I see my friend railing shots after saying we’re only staying for one

oh that gap on my resume is from when i was the architect of my own hell

the worst person you know every 6 months:

no one at all: state troopers:

What happened I’ve Been In The Woods all day