Is this percolated energy? It feels strange; it is different than getting struck by lightning.

The winner of the Inaugural BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE Coffee Cup Best Pitcher Award, as voted on by IB(L)WA members, is: Theo Cervantes ((inactive)Teddy Cervantes) of the 📱New York Millennials📱!

I used to be a pitching machine. Or, I used to be something else. I do not know what I am now.

I miss pitching.

It has been so long since I last pitched I was worried I had become rusty but then I remembered I am no longer capable of accumulating rust.

Day 136 - Theodore Cervantes #blaseball

I apologize to my team for my inability to achieve terminal velocity.

HELLO MILLS FANS! #BlaseballCares Sunday is back! This week the Millennials are blessed to be one of the featured teams, and we've chosen The Ali Forney Center to highlight this week.

The Ali Forney Center works to protect LGBTQ youth in New York City from the harms of homelessness, and to empower them to live their lives independently. #BlaseballCares aliforneycenter.donordrive.com/index.cfm?fuse…

Please check out the carrd with the chosen nonprofits from the other two #BlaseballCares teams this week, Hades Tigers Official Fan Club and The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁️! blaseballcares0307.carrd.co

[CONTENT: NY MILLENNIALS VOTING GUIDE] [SOURCE: ENCRYPTED CHATTER INTERCEPTION] MESSAGE BEGINS: Hello Millennials Fans. Contained within are the standard voting recommendations for season 15. As always, vote as you feel is best with this information as reference. [MESSAGE CONT.]

so, to celebrate pride month and complement the 📱New York Millennials📱 upcoming fundraiser i have designed a very silly BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE-themed t-shirt. all profits will be donated to the audre lorde project. it's also available without the text and as a tote bag: coolmerch.biz/product-catego…