Why wasn't I given a chance to vote against this

I am surprised and honored the board of trustees has announced that the Burger King inside the gas station on McGuinness Blvd will be renamed the Amelia-Burger King

we've reached the time of year when i'm having a lot of stress about all the movies i need to see when i'm not actually good at watching movies

some people have noted there are a lot of movies this year that are in one way or another about being a parent. the reason for this is because I am the Main Character and a lot of people I know are having kids so I’m supposed to have a crisis about where I am in my life

saw a trailer for marty supreme tonight and i think i might need some more distance from the last season of survivor before i’m going to be able to watch that film

this is a little awkward but tiny tim actually did die this time

on an inconvenient christmas i do eat a cake

Happy New Year

Historic: Zohran Mamdani became the first NYC mayor to take his oath of office where the Ninja Turtles live. Millennials have officially taken power.

somebody should invent a new year’s song that’s not depressing

you can disagree with Zohran's policies all you want, but you have to admit it's impressive he was able to fly a plane into the world trade center as a 10 year old and survive. that's why he won

When the weather gets warmer I will become unstoppable. As long as it doesn’t get too warm, then I will be stoppable.

if klobuchar is elected governor of minnesota could she then appoint walz to her vacant senate seat because i feel like doing a swapsies would be a very funny outcome