Also I’m aware there’s a routine from one of my albums that’s been doing the rounds on here lately. All I can say about it is: “I regret nothing and all bullies can kiss my big fat butt”.

When I watch comedy shows especially stand up and there’s no one else around? I pretend I’m AT that show- I laugh my head off

One of the joys of being back in Edinburgh: the dressing room of the legendary Pleasance Cabaret Bar, still decorated with posters from 1999. Noel Fielding looking like an infant here:

there shouldve been an it crowd xmas special bc wtf could u imagine

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH 😭😭

Am I really gonna watch all of Cinderella just because James Acaster is in it? Did I even have to ask?

I’m coming back to Twitter just to say this and it’s probably been said before but I’ve had a revelation and here it is: TV static, sparkling water and pins and needles are all the same thing in different fonts

This man.

hey so what the fuck when will instagram work

how to be a trans ally, by a trans person (a thread)

Christmas special tomorrow- Ghosts Twitter is winning

Merry Christmas you guys <3

i still think about james saying this every day it was so sick

hey, what can you say? we were overdue, but it'll be over soon, you wait

A trailer! For a book! I imagine this will be the biggest story of today!

boo hoo!!!!!

HE HAS A NAME FINALLY 😭😭😭😭😭