this ariana grande.

i really hope bill hader wins his directing award this time like he knows! (and we know!) he’s a good actor i just want to hear him say his silly little speech alright

why are folks on stranger things twitter so annoying like what do you mean you have 15k followers but only follow 70 you're not a celebrity you're obsessed with a show about kids running from monsters or some shit 😭

no because this episode killed me

uhhh irl just came out as bi on instagram and is doing that anonymous questions thing and someone asked what red flags are in girls and she said someone who isn't out to their parents ??? is that a thing bc that sounds kinda questionable ???

so when am i gonna get my main back i put the appeal in two weeks ago meanwhile so many moots get their accs back like less than 24 hours after filing an appeal. i think the bird app just hates me ❤️

berries and cream berries and cream

the amount of people who don't get the joke 😭

was off from work for the past week and i have to go back tomorrow wee woo wee woo 8 to 5 work week here i come 🤩🤩🤩

the three dms that have been sitting unread on my main for a year and a half: 👁👄👁

no bc all these accs who were suspended are getting theirs back when will it be my turn 🥲

thinking about this

read this as pete davidson and i was like what the fuck did he do???

irl seeing john this week in chicago that means all the girls in my friend group have seen him this tour 😈

okay john go off!

no bc what if i harassed ppl i barely know at school to take me to see john in cleveland bc i went w my friends in cbus and they won't want to go again. if i had a car on campus id go no questions asked but i don't 🥲 i just keep thinking about how i wanna go again lmaooo

i have to get up in five hours for work live laugh love

what if this was actually bill just mid peanut reaction

fuck 🙂

i jumped