"Coffee is blacker than a moonless night."

"The von Karma... a fine prosecutor but she has her flaws. Edgeworth... is just Edgeworth."

"She went quiet... for once."

"Objection!" x.com/WrightDefense/…

"Godot is number one."

"..."

"I am second to only Edgeworth." fanpop.com/clubs/ace-atto…

"...Nobody likes Payne."

"Only a foolishly foolish fool would be so foolishly foolish enough to face me in court. Oh wait! That's von Karma's thing."

//Franny con karm

"Kittens."

//When you watch the P5 live stream and come back to see Oldbag being retweeted by von Karma... ISH NOT HAPPY

//Realizes the Ace Attorney anime is a thing thanks to Oldbag... Dammit, Oldbag.

"I am a merciless killer who only sought revenge. I couldn't care less if the girl died as well..."

"Who wants to hear the story of the time I met Redd White?"

"...Plot twist. We never met."

"The Coffee Turnabout."

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"...I throw my hands up in the air sometimes..."

//I'm concerned about something.