minnie lane (@theminnielane) 's Twitter Profile
minnie lane

@theminnielane

i yell about ballet on the internet 🩰🏳️‍🌈
self appointed ballet tiktok correspondent
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calendar_today30-10-2010 23:10:54

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yesterday I went to the first concert with my hearing aids and BASS IS WILD at concerts yall it’s like the world is pulsing

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at 27 I have learned that my entire ballet career I have not been engaging my legs and let me just say, dancing is a lot easier when your legs don’t feel like noodles!

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ballet is crazy bc one day you feel good about your dancing and then in one week you get told: -“is this your first time on pointe? That’s so exciting!” (It was not, I have done it since I was 12) -“don’t be hard on yourself, you started as an adult!” (I started at 3)

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Last Trump victory morning I came out to the first person in my life. This year I proposed to her. And now I’m damn fucking mad because I wanted the fucking right to procrastinate wedding planning like everyone else but now I might have to plan a wedding in two months.

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I will continue to yell about ballet on Bluesky— Please join me in this echo chamber where we can all shit on Balanchine publicly: bsky.app/profile/minnie…

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