Slovenia. He’s too young and good looking. Makes me feel insecure. Nil poi despite it being alright. Also fuck joker too #Eurovision

Croatia. I can’t type coz I know I need to watch this nonsense. #myfirsteurovision #Eurovision

Uk. If she fails then at least she has her yoghurt fortune to fall back on. #myfirsteurovision #Eurovision

UK I’m more ashamed of this than I am Brexit and James Corden. #myfirsteurovision #Eurovision

UK. Oh she’s rapping. It gets worse. Yeah you wrote a shit song. #Eurovision

Alright Switzerland. We’ll take you to church. #Eurovision

Albania. Chill out. #myfirsteurovision #Eurovision

Czechia clearly the best but Finland has a sex thing going on. Gotta respect that #Eurovision

Belgium you should be ashamed. Might not have my next honeymoon there now #Eurovision

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