Evan Neal WYA👀

The wife asked to do our 5 Hall passes last night Hers 1. Ralph Macchio 2. Patrick Swayze 3. Simon Le Bon 4. Jon Bon Jovi 5. Jason Momoa Mine 1. Her sister 2. Our neighbour 3. The blonde checkout girl at our local supermarket 4. Tracey who is a member of our golf club 5.

Me in October deleting old draft day tweets about Arvell Reese when he has a 2 sack, 2 TFL, 2 INT, 2 FF game vs the Cowboys

Draft picks so bad they sent our franchise best ever player to the hospital

"LeBroN AlWaYs HaD MoRe HeLp"

If LeBron ain’t your goat… you don’t know ball.

All love MJ but that debate is fucking over

Using a Honda Accord to drag the field before a game might be the most JUCO thing ever

Sabastian Sawe has made history as the FIRST HUMAN EVER to run a sub two-hour marathon in race conditions 🚨 That’s 4:33 minutes per mile ‼️😱 (h/t BBC Sport, CITIUS MAG)

This is probably the most impressive athletic feat ever Averaging a 4 minute mile for 26 straight miles should not be possible

FINAL: IT'S A NO-HITTER FOR @BAUEROUTAGE!!! He faces one over the minimum walking just one batter and striking out seven! 84 pitches, 54 strikes! Third no-hitter in Ducks history!

"I'm too scared to talk to this girl" What your ancestors did on a random Wednesday:

Joe Rogan: "They're bombing Christian villages in Lebanon. Destroying solar panels. Everyone's terrified." Funny how the "Judeo-Christian values" crowd goes silent when it's actual Christians getting blown up by the self-proclaimed Jewish state

Call me what you want, but make sure you put Marathon Runner at the end of it. 26.2 miles in the bank. Chip time: 4:49:24

lowkey starting to get disrespectful comparing him to Jordan atp

It really is a new era in the NBA playoffs The future is in good hands

we seriously need to put every false accuser on a registry

I’m gonna say something that might piss some people off BUT I feel like if I was a kid and I got to go to the White House and do this, it’d be top 5 experience of my entire life.

LeBron his whole career

im not a fan of RFK at all. not even in the slightest. but people pretending like this isnt incredibly impressive for a 71 year old just because its not a "full" pullup, are just acting dumb.