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Derps and dragons

@thekeymaker185

just a random dude

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calendar_today20-08-2016 16:53:58

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Well it seems the binding of (now former) president Trump spell has finally taken hold, so glad that I learned about it from Worst Foot Forward but I wish it would have worked sooner

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Dm: tell us about your character Me: I'm playing a tabaxi monk Dm: *thinks for a moment* nope can't think of ANY possible way you can turn that into a pun Me: his name is Mr Meowgi Dm: *pulls bottle of whiskey from under table* DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME?!?!

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Dm: before you are two giant stone doors Me: oh my character speaks giant, imma say open sesame in giant...... whats the hammer for?

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Today, Volonda @BardicMartin KêssiR 🇩🇪🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🐰 and Eyþór Viðarsson will stream #unrailed again. Since the first stream is lost, noone will ever know how bad we were the first hour. Stream starts at 7pm GMT/2pm EST #coopstream #Multiplayer #Livestream

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Me: hey could someone use mage hand on someone in like an.... inappropriate manner? DM: *takes his 6th shot for the hour* why are you like this?!?!?

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nothing will ever beat laura leaving the game awards before her category was even announced just so she could come and play d&d

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I can't find a favorite moment in tld because every one is better than the last, HOWEVER when squash chastised Deachin for using demi's name solidified me relating to him (we both apparently love crazy ppl) #TLDMirrors

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So I was watching The Adventure Zone imbalance and lo and behold the YouTube algorithm came in clutch for a MBMBaM reference as well.... well done internet, you win THE WHOLE FUCKING YEAR

So I was watching <a href="/TheZoneCast/">The Adventure Zone</a> imbalance and lo and behold the <a href="/YouTube/">YouTube</a> algorithm came in clutch for a <a href="/MBMBaM/">MBMBaM</a> reference as well.... well done internet, you win THE WHOLE FUCKING YEAR
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Paladin: my God, he's gone mad with power BBEG: of course I've gone mad with power, ever tried going mad without power. It doesn't work, no one listens to you

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So my coworker asked me why I constantly keep my head on a swivel and are always super aware of my surroundings. So I told him that 12 years ago I threw a boomerang and I haven't seen it since... gotta be ready

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Yo my dude Nifty Smith I been watching your videos and your severely missing out on skeleton drops in even a sinple mob farm. Bones make bone meal, which make trees, which make sticks, which make trades my dude. GET ON IT MY GUY