indy elevators will be the end of me

Concession update: YANKEE STADIUM IS OUT OF BEER

You freaking morons. That's Austin County. The City of Austin is Travis County.

One Super Bowl Sunday I will watch my QB lead us to the pinnacle of the NFL and finally make us a city of champions. I truly believe it. Until that day comes I will settle for watching him prepare to take down a footlong churro, a footlong cookie log and a footlong pretzel stick

C is now illegal whitehouse.gov/oncd/briefing-…

this is the single greatest pro-congestion pricing argument I’ve ever seen

Good lord

WE WILL REBUILD

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 President Trump has been declared GUILTY on all counts. So what does this mean, legally speaking: 1. Trump is no longer eligible to run for president and must drop out of the race immediately. The constitution prohibits anyone with a criminal conviction from

My favorite part of the Le Mans race, when commentators start to lose their sanity

I love that there’s a guy in the Texas A&M physics department who has been on a rabid solo mission to convince the government to build a giant hadron collider spanning the Gulf of Mexico for like 30 years

being a TA in 2026 is seeing faint flashes of ch*tgpt disappearing off a laptop screen when you walk past

murphy It’s so dark help