“Punch it bro, the lights gray.”

ppl who do psychedelics be like “don’t be scared! it’s all about your mindset!!” bitch I am insane

Me: I desperately need to pass this test Me: *doesn’t study*

No way billionaire kylie jenner opened a Go Fund Me for her stylist??? 😭😭 sis how about you GO FUND HIM

pov: it’s summer 2010

straight people do not have gaydars y'all have stereotypes

everybody “grown” until it’s time to communicate, apologize or tell the truth.

what’s ur favorite taylor swift’s album? me:

not me - i was just lying for fun

You think god is pro life? This dude hated people so much that he flooded the entire globe and fucked everybody’s shit up except one man and his family. Embryos and fetuses included. Tell me more about this life he’s pro.

Remember when the mask mandates came out and pro lifers were like “my body my choice”

put my ashes in the elefun PUT MY ASHES IN TGE ELEFUN