bro you’re 27 years old, eat the fucking pizza crust

discharge covered goldfish

twitter a breeze once u scare away the ppl irl who follow you that are concerned about ur mental health

you ever meet someone really chill and you hit it off but then they try to steal your family and replace you in your life and to your horror everyone is suddenly treating you as the stranger and you are now unsure of your reality

are you high right now do you ever get nervous i heard you’re gay is it true

i am going to drink one caffeinated beverage and freak the fuck out

what if i came to your house and cooked crack in your air fryer

ice tea got the most racist vibe of all the drinks

short dudes go to the gym and just get wider

i hate when i have to drag my helpless gf through a labyrinthian tower so we can both escape ritual sacrifice and shadow people

i can’t believe jantsen and Born I made it’s about to get hectic all by themselves, the fucking goats

everyone shut the fuck up i get to see hoova tomorrow

hi i’m ghost are my favorite riddim artists, carrying the game 💯💯🙏🏻

permission to cum inside, captain?

well why the fuck not

my demons are throat fucking me rn

thinking about these beautiful angels today ❣️

i have 2 boyfriends ronald ☃️ @glitterbeardx hi boyfriends

shut up bitch