A monumental milestone. Patrice Bergeron has become just the fourth player in #NHLBruins history to reach the 1,000-point plateau. Congratulations, Cap!

for whom the hotline blings

The creator of blue Powerade should be the richest man in the world

When did every headlight on the road get the power of the sun

Mobster Excited For Surprise Trip To Secluded Lake With His 3 Best Buds bit.ly/3FBE6xI

Jesus putting up numbers on the Super Bowl commercials

“omg Christopher and Paulie are stuck in the woods” Bobby:

Now that Young Thug is finally free to go home.. Let’s look at the funniest/craziest moments during the trial. A Thread:

64 year old broadcast equipment guys when a 225 pound professional athlete is running towards them at full speed

dude we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first since you’re all so eager

*DUM* 🎶AND IIIIIIIIIIIIEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU🎶

"I want to single out one player - I want to thank Patrice Bergeron...my longest teammate, my co-captain - Bergy, I could always count on you. You showed me and helped me to become a better leader, player, but more importantly a better person." -- Big Zee

"COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE"

all quiet on the frontal lobe

guys sweating their march madness bets while a war is breaking out…y’all are worried about the wrong draft kings

Here's a compilation of mascots destroying kids in football