Buddy, I've been gambling everyday for 20+ years. It's all I think about and I still haven't gotten addicted so I doubt it's happening.

Just the tip, but the tip is a life hack

Why go to Nottingham? Peter pan! Our favorite northern superhero!

Chicken breast in a circle on the floor

Crippling fear of beef Wellington

RIP Derren Browns Ghost Train- The home of phobia

Big firefighter penis

Behind every great man, there's a gimp suit

announcing onlyphans! 100% of all money raised will be deposited directly into our bank accounts so phil can invest in the oil industry and dan can buy more black sweaters

Was umming and ahhing about putting this on here but I'm raising money for my top surgery. The description on the page kinda explains it all and any donation is greatly appreciated :)) gofund.me/626459d7

Every new day is a gift. Don't waste this one by not gambling.

imagine people discovering Inside No.9 in 2 years and watching Plodding On and being like “wtf is the bus episode??” cuz they weren’t around for that 😭

blonde phil approves of this birthday message