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They on tv talkin about some turn your ACs off for a little while so we don’t black out.. turn off Times Square first bitch..

“You’re so sensitive.” Yes, well. So is the thin membrane around a poached egg. So is the crust of crème brûlée. So is my appetite for affection.

If theres a misunderstanding and u automatically assume i have bad intentions i kinda dont wanna be ur friend.

the time for ZITI is over the time for TIKKA MASALA is now

We turning the World Trade Center into a halal cart

shrimp obama: uhhh let me fry this rice

do it qunt

normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up

being a baby must be scary, imagine sleeping at home & you wake up at TJ Maxx

Fuck you let him swag out

I love Sean on my pasta

My sister got a new kitten and it immediately decided to loaf on a watermelon and bless us with this picture.

Being boring is a quick way to lose my interest. I don’t wanna hear that you went to work and to the gym everyday