Oh, you made X amount of new hires? Funny...you just acquired a company with the exact same amount of people! Everyone can do the maths...

Enough with the fugly #ChristmasJumperDay attire. If I wanted to wear one, I would. #bully

Office hecklers. You do realise #charity is about freely #giving and not a #mandatory requirement? #BreakingHRrules #eventprofs

#Eventprof tweets they're getting old & is untravelled. Mashable tweets a cat has better holidays than you on.mash.to/1ZR1jiC #timely

Slow news day for journos mean trawling Companies House to spin a profit/loss story.

Industry rag claims to only cover "senior hires". Receptionists rejoice. You're in that remit now. #slownewsday

#Corporate #eventprof says "sees a lot of ask me anything sessions lately". Yeah... but no one's asking you, are they?

On #eventapps "We develop solutions in-house". Is that more PCs to do internet searches for your core biz of venue finding? #BS #eventprofs

When you create additional #Twitter accounts to retweet yourself to bump up your Klout score. It doesn't really count, does it?

So. Who's really an #eventprof? theeventrebelblog.wordpress.com/2016/02/05/so-…

I wonder. Which #eventprofs will have the biggest bag of #swag at the upcoming BNC Event? theeventrebelblog.wordpress.com/2016/02/05/so-…

Oh hey #Friday. It's that time again where I feature #FF to all my Twitter #eventprofs mates who I don't socialise with. Ever. #eventunprofs

#FF to Matthew Payne and EventUnprofs. Let's grab a virtual beer. x.com/StandOutMatthe…

Oh dear. corporate #eventprof now thinks they're qualified to give out fashion advice. reading Stylist doesn't make you stylish.

Clearly need to get m&it magazine's attention to gain the same level of notoriety as EventUnprofs. #eventunprofs #win

"I want to encourage networking opportunities for #eventprofs" Not a #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes but an #oxymoron from a so-called eventprof.

So the #job of a #corporate #eventprof means being an obsolete restaurant directory. #lifegoals

Bravo #events #journo from #trade mag. Your tactics to spin a story backfired. I warned them you were a #troublemaker. #GuessTheJourno 🤐

"Thanks [insert spa place], lovely venue!" Tweeted the freeloading #corporate #eventprof who uses her firm/job title to bag swag.

"Looking forward to our #famtrip at [insert #hotel]" "Can't wait to visit [insert #venue]" These #tweets are sounding rather repetitive.